cosmo sex tip #9394
Just as you’re about to cum, lean in and screech like a pterodactyl and let him know you are ready for his seed.
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.